A short poem about a grandkid wondering why grandpa is bald.
Tag: funny
A Portal on High Street
Ever since I was eight, I’ve been able to create portals to another dimension. Cool, right?
No, actually. Get your head out of your ass.
That’s That
A short poem about superstition.
Guest of Honour
Honoured guest, do you come to me to seek a life beyond the tree?
Sometimes I Feel Bad About
Sometimes I Feel Bad About: a poem about little mistakes.
Pigeons are the Worst
Everything’s fine and the
day’s going great
until, from nearby
something flies in your face!
You scream in surprise
at the startling burst
Sock Stealer
I’m the one who steals your socks
and messes up your bed.
When you wash your white laundry
I add in something red!
I like to throw around ki
Don’t Call Me, Please
Please don’t call
or I may just cry.
I will not answer
but may certainly die.
Gnome in a Jar
I once met a gnome
who lived in a jar
and he told me a tale
of his travels “afar”.
The Spider’s Plea
“Oh my!” Proclaimed I
as I spotted my foe:
a big hairy spider
with at least fifty toes.