Hey, you weirdo
don’t call me.
If my phone rings,
I’m up a tree.
Hey you, adult,
send me a text,
or maybe email,
that’s better yet.
Please don’t call
or I may just cry.
I will not answer
but may certainly die.
Don’t leave a message
At the beep.
I’m not busy
But I’ll pretend to be.
Don’t lecture me,
I won’t take your call.
You ought to know
I’m anti-social.
Draw me a picture
or send a letter,
or why don’t you just
find a friend who’s… better!
