A short story about an experimental physicist who spontaneously creates an extradimensional portal while on a date.
Tag: humour
Where Did Grandpa’s Hair Go?
A short poem about a grandkid wondering why grandpa is bald.
A Portal on High Street
Ever since I was eight, I’ve been able to create portals to another dimension. Cool, right?
No, actually. Get your head out of your ass.
That’s That
A short poem about superstition.
Alien Tenant: A Poem
A short, humorous poem about encountering an alien, written and read by Alexis Veenendaal
www.alexisveenendaal.com
Use of music owned by FesliyanStudios
#poem #poetry #humanity
Alien Tenant
“You’re a strange creature!”
The alien said
as he dropped from the sky
to land on my head.
Beautiful
Verdant greens that smell so sweet,
in summer air ‘neath cloudless heat…
Smell
Banana peels and pumpkin guts,
And rotted eggs that smell like butts;
Mushy mushrooms and moldy bread,
A hairy, slimy, lettuce head.
Melted trash in a noonday sun,
Microwave tuna overdone;
Steamed spinach and expired stew,
That’s what you smell like through and through.
Blessedness in Politics
Black or white (or progressiveness)
but equally, a nebulous.
Conservative or liberalness
just not a mix of “middleness”,
or I shall make an emphasis
on that, your ledge of precipice.
Guest of Honour
Honoured guest, do you come to me to seek a life beyond the tree?