Where did Grandpa’s hair go?
His head is smooth and shiny.
And if he stands out in the sun,
It’s reflective and quite blinding.
Did it fall out all at once,
Or did it take a while?
Why does Grandma have all hers?
Or is that just his style?
Where did Grandpa’s hair go?
Will it come back at all?
Sometimes when I see his head,
I mistake it for a ball!
Did it fly off in the wind?
Or was he stuck in mud?
Was it ’cause of Grandma?
Or stress in Noah’s flood?
I asked him once why he was bald,
And this is what he said:
“You’ll see when you have kids yourself,
and no hair upon your head!”