There once was a woman,
Named Sara Harding.
In the year 20-something
her midlife was starting.
Her hair nearly gray
And her mind turned a haze,
She could barely remember
Her tequila-filled days.
But after her birthday
had passed nearly by,
dear Sara realized
new things in the sky!
She had much better things now
than beer pong or beersbee,
she had a super computer
in her cyborg brain.
See, on the eve of her birthday
the aliens came.
They implanted some tech
inside her brain,
then they dropped her on earth
with a smile of glee
to see the destruction
she’d wreak sea to sea.
But Sara was clever
(since she was rather old)
and in all age’s wisdom,
She was equally bold.
She looked up to the sky,
where she did see a shape:
the dumb aliens there
had forgot to escape!
She looked up above
and stared at the sky.
Her eyes shot death lasers
as she waved them goodbye.
Her powers were super
and rather divine,
and the mere human mortals
Built her a shrine.
But it wasn’t enough
and she went seeking love,
and by her next birthday
she met John (good enough).
A few more birthdays
and then she had twins
(they might also be cyborgs –
just look at their grins)
And now Sara roams
a century later,
the world’s only cyborg
and alien hater.