Nothing I do,
gets rid of you.
You interrupt me
when I talk.
You make me stumble
when I walk.
When I try and take a breath,
you show up and steal it.
And when I try to blend in a crowd,
You loudly go and ruin it.
Deep breaths,
holding breath,
water, singing,
upside-down dancing…
I wish you would leave me,
I’ve had enough,
Please go away.
I hate you, Hiccups.